okay, i know this is just wrong, but i have an issue with shaq. prepare yourself, i'm about to go to a place i rarely go- the pure rip on another human, a human that i've never met. i should be more compassionate than this, but for some reason, I'm not going to right now.
shaq is big and dumb and we reward him for that. he would have never made it through natural selection on his own (not that i necessarily would have either, but other humans don't reward me with millions of dollars for being as stupid as a box of hair).
the look on his face when he is playing basketball is the epitome of 'deer in headlights' and i imagine a very quiet 'uh, okay guys. okay, you can give it to me if you want. uh, okay. uh...' going through his brain.
i shouldn't say this, but i shudder to think that he was allowed to procreate. his use of the word 'earthling' during an interview, not to mention his pronunciation, honestly makes me want to cry a little.
i cannot believe we pay this man exhorbitant amounts of money and hold him up as an example to our children. yet the teachers in this country need to work summer jobs to help feed their families.
i don't ask much, mainly just that we start rewarding intelligence, too. (i knew i had a point)
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