AND it's KIRK CAMERON! Kirk CAMERON! Ooh, the Growing Pains! My favorite part, "Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry". God totally made my penis too! Yay god! Cheers, Michael
be sure to check out the rest of "the way of the master" site at www.wayofthemaster.com and take the test (option #1) to see where you're going to go when you die. sinner.
Does this mean that people who don't like bannanas are going to hell?
That people who are allergic to bannanas are forsaken by god?
That an orange ISN'T made by god because it doesn't have a tab-top?
What about the people in non-tropical non-banana growing regions who died before we had global trade? Does that mean they aren't the chosen ones because they weren't given the perfect god-made fruit?
And does that mean that global widespread trade of bananas was the TRUE salvation of man, not Jesus?
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AND it's KIRK CAMERON! Kirk CAMERON! Ooh, the Growing Pains! My favorite part, "Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry". God totally made my penis too! Yay god!
Cheers, Michael
be sure to check out the rest of "the way of the master" site at www.wayofthemaster.com and take the test (option #1) to see where you're going to go when you die. sinner.
lindsey, i tried, but i wasn't even able to get through the first question. i AM a sinner.
Does this mean that people who don't like bannanas are going to hell?
That people who are allergic to bannanas are forsaken by god?
That an orange ISN'T made by god because it doesn't have a tab-top?
What about the people in non-tropical non-banana growing regions who died before we had global trade? Does that mean they aren't the chosen ones because they weren't given the perfect god-made fruit?
And does that mean that global widespread trade of bananas was the TRUE salvation of man, not Jesus?
my brain hurts...
I'VE GOT IT. He's saying Jesus IS a banana! I've SEEN THE LIGHT.
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